People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
He could disarm you with his looks or his hands, either way.
He can speak French and Russian.
He’s the Most Interesting Man in the World.

…

The Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He’s the Most Interesting Man in the World.

…

His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe.
He once had a awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He’s the Most Interesting Man in the World.

…